Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"