Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
There's no such thing as being too Southern.
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.
In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on and you're up to somethin'.
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.