There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

Let's all start walking more and driving less.

Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.

I get letters from people who say, 'What have you got against women?' What could I possibly have against women? I've married three of them.

If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.