They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Spring time is the land awakening.
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.