Spring time is the land awakening.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on and you're up to somethin'.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.