When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.
Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.