Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
There's no such thing as being too Southern.
When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.