They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.

God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.