They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.

They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.