There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
There's no such thing as being too Southern.
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.