Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi

Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.