Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.
There's no such thing as being too Southern.
Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.