You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi
Spring time is the land awakening.
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.