Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good for myself.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

Let's all start walking more and driving less.