Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
There's no such thing as being too Southern.