Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.
It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.