God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.
Lewis GrizzardIn the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on and you're up to somethin'.
Lewis GrizzardThe game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
Lewis Grizzard