I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
Let's all start walking more and driving less.
If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi