Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
Spring time is the land awakening.
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
I get letters from people who say, 'What have you got against women?' What could I possibly have against women? I've married three of them.
When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.