Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.