Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
Lewis GrizzardInstead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Lewis GrizzardBaptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
Lewis GrizzardInstead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard