Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
Spring time is the land awakening.
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.