It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.