Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.
Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
Let's all start walking more and driving less.