If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on and you're up to somethin'.

Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.

If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.