It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
Spring time is the land awakening.
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.