If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"

Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?