If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.

Spring time is the land awakening.

Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good for myself.