If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on and you're up to somethin'.
Spring time is the land awakening.
Let's all start walking more and driving less.