Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Lewis GrizzardGod bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.
Lewis GrizzardToday's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"
Lewis GrizzardThe idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
Lewis Grizzard