God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good for myself.
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi
Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.