God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.
It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi
Spring time is the land awakening.
Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.