When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.

Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"

In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on and you're up to somethin'.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.