When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Spring time is the land awakening.

Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.