I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.

Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.