When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi