The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

Spring time is the land awakening.

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.