When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.