I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please!

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

Some people think it's demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don't know if that's true.

I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

Maybe God is an asshole...of course not, he's not an asshole, he's imaginary.

All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad; talking is good.

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.