America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.

Either I'll never get rich from the show but remain intensely proud of the work and stand behind every second of it, or it catches on and I'll make my money down the road.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

What we've done with our modern food supply is absolute insanity. It's not even real any more. You used to be able to give a kid an apple and they would love it. Kids can't even taste apples any more. Apples taste like paper to kids now.

Perception is created and twisted so quickly.