America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

One time, I threw a candy wrapper on the street. I was with a friend who said to me, You just littered on the street! Don't you care about the environment? And I thought about it, and I said, You know what? This isn't the environment. This is New York City. New York City is not the environment. New York City is a giant piece of litter. Next to Mexico City, it's the shittiest piece of litter in the world. Just a pussy, runny, smokin', stinkin' piece of litter.

I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you

You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.