I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

Some people think it's demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don't know if that's true.

The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.

A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.

Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.

I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.