Rob McElhenney who runs 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.' That show absolutely kills me and I am stunned by the consistency of greatness it has maintained over what is now a record breaking amount of seasons ... How do you do that for so many years? My 14-year-old daughter and I watch it together and we both laugh crazy hard.

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t.

I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.

I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody, fall in love and get married. Then get divorced. Because that's the best part. Divorce is forever! It really actually is. Marriage is for how long you can hack it. But divorce just gets stronger like a piece of oak. Nobody ever says 'oh, my divorce is falling apart, it's over, I can't take it.'