I had five dollars in the bank that I couldn't have for three days until they charged me another 15. Leaving me with -10. What does that mean? I don't even have no money any more. I wish I had nothing. But I don't have it. I don't have that much. I have not ten. Negative ten. I can't afford to buy something that doesn't cost anything. I can only afford to get something that costs you give me ten dollars.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.

...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.

Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you it's a good idea to buy a developing mind a video game?

There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !