It is so tempting to return rudeness with rudeness!
Diapers do not belong on the same table as food.
Arm yourself with as many options as possible before making your next move.
Don't let a friend make you feel publicly uncomfortable indefinitely just because they're probably a lesbian.
Asexuality does not make our lives any worse or any better, we just face a different set of challenges than most sexual people.
It's OK to tell your partner to objectify you. That's part of the fun of having a partner.