I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career.

It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did.

When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate.

Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.

Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do.

It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of seven-year-olds. Have you ever had that moment when are you updating your status and you realize that every status update is just a variation on a single request: "Would someone please acknowledge me?

I'm just saying, 'Hey, throw me a bone. How about a smile, cute t-shirt? Look at me.' Nothing - unless it's a turn to their friends to go, 'Hey, why is that weird guy looking at us?'