Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much.

No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.

Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy.

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.