Opinions are like phasers - everybody ought to have one.

There are no shortcuts. The fact that a shortcut is important to you means that you are a pussy.

Exercise is not a thing we do to fix a problem - it is a thing we must do anyway, a thing without which there will always be problems

The only legitimate use for a glove is to cover an injury... A desire to prevent callus formation (possibly so as to not snag one's pantyhose) does not constitute a legitimate use. And if you do insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse.

History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass.

You can't make people smarter. You can expose them to information, but your responsibility stops there.

Poor form in the gym is caused by insufficient yelling.