The Olympic Snatch is gymnastics with a bar

Stronger people are harder to kill

You don't get big and strong from lifting weights - you get big and strong from recovering from lifting weights

I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes.

I don't even like Greg Glassman. I don't have a cult like allegiance to the guy. I really don't like him. He's too hard to get on the phone and he doesn't drink my kind of scotch.

I was driving home the other night, listening to the radio, and the guy filling in for Art Bell on Coast to Coast AM was talking to some other guy about Nazis, UFOs, the Kennedy Assassination, time travel, and George Bush, and how it all relates to OneWorldGovernment. This, of course, made me think about barbell training.

I recommend against a wooden squat rack, for much the same reason that I recommend against a wooden car.