I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.