The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.
Mark RussellA Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.
Mark RussellBelieve me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.
Mark RussellThe scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Mark RussellHumor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.
Mark RussellIf the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.
Mark RussellYou've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
Mark RussellYoung people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.
Mark Russell