You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.
Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.