Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.
If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.
People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.
I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.