I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.