You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.

I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.