You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.