You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.