You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.