You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.
You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.