The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!