The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.
Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.
If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.
Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.