The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.
I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.
You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.
Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.