If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.

You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.