You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.
Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.
People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.