If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.
Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.