Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.
If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.