You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.
Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.