If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.