You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.