A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!