Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.