The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.
People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.