The first half of my life I went to school, the second half of my life I got an education.
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.
What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it.
One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself
It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.