A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.
Mark TwainNo church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.
Mark TwainLearning to play two pairs is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly.
Mark Twain