I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
Money can't buy poverty.
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.