I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.
Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.