Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

Could be worse... Could be raining

Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

Money can't buy poverty.

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.