Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

Money can't buy poverty.

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

Could be worse... Could be raining