When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd of pigs, then sent them off a cliff. What did the pigs do? I could never figure that out. It just seemed very un-Christian. Technically, I'm an agnostic, but I definitely believe in hell -- especially after watching the fall TV schedule.

'Adult Swim' on the Cartoon Network is unbelievable. And 'South Park' continues to do great stuff. And 'Family Guy' and the various other Seth MacFarlane projects are amazing.

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.

I think people who work in comedy and humor are hesitant to analyze it too much, because you feel like if you take it apart, you'll break it and not be able to put it back together again.