When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!

Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson

Lisa: 'Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?' Homer: 'Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.'

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

'The Simpsons' was about children and married parents; 'Futurama' is about people in between; they're growing up and haven't settled down. Every other cartoon show seemed to be, you know, dumb dad, bratty kids.

I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.