If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat?

Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

'The Simpsons' is about alienation and the ambivalence of living with a family who you love but who drive you completely crazy.

Homer no function beer well without.

Back in high school, I wrote a novel about a character named Bart Simpson. I thought it was a very unusual name for a kid at the time. I had this idea of an angry father yelling "Bart," and Bart sounds kind of like bark - like a barking dog.

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

The writers led by Mike Scully are fantastic. And they're creating original stories that not only don't repeat what we've already done, they also don't repeat anything I've seen on television.