I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.
Matthew PerryI have insanely dorky taste. Basically, if you're a woman, and you're under any kind of emotional duress, and you sing a song, I will listen to it forever. It's odd being a 37-year-old heterosexual male who owns nothing but Sarah McLachlan and Tori Amos. But I'll go against that at first and play something boring like James Taylor.
Matthew PerryI would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.
Matthew Perry'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.
Matthew Perry