Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
If you're alive, make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death.
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
I like Chris Rock. He's dangerous.
There's no such thing as too far. If it works it's funny, if it doesn't work it's too far, it's stupid. Really there's no such thing as "too far." You're joining the politically correct when you use words like "too far." You don't want to join the army of politically correct.
There's not enough bad taste! I LOVE bad taste! I live for bad taste! I am the spokesman for bad taste!